He’s a dirty slut AND he cleans?! (Resolutions, Day 83)

Today was another very good, very slutty day. My morning started off incredibly chill – classic Sunday stuff, lying in bed, nice and comfy. I wound up chatting to Mistress about tea of all things, which got me thinking – I wonder what “three years ago” me would have expected his chats with the powerfully hypnotic Mistress Charlotte Gray to be like? I doubt he would’ve thought he’d be asking for tea drinking advice! I brought this up with Mistress, too, and she made the very good point that 24/7 kink would get boring before too long, just the same as 24/7 no kink would be. Moderation in all things! Plus, as fun as “all kink, all the time” sounds like it would be, getting to properly know somebody outside of just fetish stuff really just… elevates everything else. We’ve been chatting about everything under the sun for a while, and so Mistress knows my mind inside and out – which means she also knows exactly what to do me to best achieve her goals. And, in turn, I know that she means it every time she calls me a slut. Teamwork!


So, that was a lovely chat, of course. But then, it got a little more exciting, when Mistress told me to do some chores… while plugged… and naked… with video evidence. My immediate first thought was naked vacuuming – doesn’t it just seem like the sluttiest option? I filmed a little clip and sent it her way, to some pretty positive reaction. I can really just picture it – her, sitting back in a comfy chair, sipping a tea and idly flipping through a magazine, while her owned, collared, caged and plugged slut vaccums the floors, naked as the day he was born. It’s the ideal form for a slut, isn’t it – vulnerable, exposed and on display, showing off all the goods. I played it up for the camera in my clip, making sure to bend over just a little more than was really necessary, being the classic exhibitionist slut. I’ve no doubt what would happen if I played up like that from somewhere a bit closer than the other side of the world – a short sharp pinch, or spank, or some such. It’s only fair – you show off the goods, best expect them to get manhandled. Womanhandled? Groped, at any rate.

Anyway, that went over pretty well! I’m happy to say that my application for the role of… housewife? Cleaning slut? It was accepted, anyway, whatever I applied for. I’ll start on Monday, no uniform required, and I’ll be paid in orgasms – not mine, naturally. Mistress Charlotte also suggested (and, as usual, a suggestion from her is pretty much a guarantee that I’m going to do the thing) that I might want to find myself a little pinafore apron – something French maid-y. And I’ve gotta say, I’m kind of on board. Is it something I’ve ever considered for myself? No, not really. But as soon as she said it, I looked down at myself (still naked, btw), and looked over the video of me vacuuming – and I could really see it! It’s just, like, the classic slut uniform, right? Somehow it feels like you’re even more naked than if you were just wearing nothing – it’s skimpy enough to show off a lot, while still keeping a few things to the imagination. Plus, incredibly easy access for any groping hands – and equally easy to remove in the event that a certain somebody needs to be bent over the counter they’re cleaning…


So I’ll definitely be doing some research over the next few days, and (once I get paid đź’¸) I’ll get something on order! It’s always fun getting new kink things! Speaking of, in fact, my current kinky parcel entered the country a few days ago, so… Hopefully we can expect that some time this week? I can’t wait to be humbler than ever. Thanks for reading.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s